return my video game
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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