i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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