How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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