Don't you send me to vm
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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