They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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