I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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