You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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