I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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