But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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