even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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