isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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