Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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