What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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