I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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