Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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