I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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