just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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