I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
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I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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