It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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