I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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