Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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