But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Green mimosas i think yes
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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