Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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