how can u be prego again
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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