I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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