if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize