Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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