Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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