Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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