The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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