I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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