Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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