Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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