Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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