Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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