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Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I need moral support for this bender
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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