Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
