she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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