i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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