Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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