do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
It's just like the Real World with babies
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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