I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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