HIV tests are more positive than that guy
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
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We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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