something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
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Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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