OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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