I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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