does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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