Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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