# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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