Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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