tonight lets celebrate not being married
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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