So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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