Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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